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November 19, 2009

A teacher in Bihar…

Filed under: English — Yogesh Marwaha @ 15:27
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A Teacher in Bihar was found to use these dialogues:

  1. Inside class:
    • Close the doors of the windows please… I have winter in my nose today.
    • Cut an apple into two halves …take the bigger half.
    • Shhhhh… quiet boys… the principal just passed away in the corridor.
    • Both of you three, get out of my class.
    • Take a copper wire of any metal …especially of silver.
    • Take a 5cm. wire of any length.
  2. At the ground:
    • All of you stand in a straight circle.
    • There is no wind in the balloon.
  3. To a boy angrily:
    • I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk???
  4. Giving punishment:
    • You three of you, stand together separately.
    • You… go and understand the tree.
    • Why are you late??? …say YES or NO.

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November 18, 2009

दारू

Filed under: हिंदी — Yogesh Marwaha @ 15:21
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अध्यापिका (संता से): “मोहन दारू नहीं पीता है”, इस वाक्य मैं मोहन क्या है.

संता: मोहन राधा स्वामी है मैडम!!!

Source: SMS

November 11, 2009

उज्जवल भविष्य

Filed under: हिंदी — Yogesh Marwaha @ 22:13
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शिक्षक: तुम बड़े होकर क्या करोगे?

विद्यार्थी: शादी!

शिक्षक: नहीं, मेरा मतलब है तुम क्या बनोगे?

विद्यार्थी: पापा!

Source: SMS

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