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November 19, 2009

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Filed under: English — Yogesh Marwaha @ 15:02

Dilbert’s theorem on salary states that Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:

Postulate 1:

Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)

Postulate 2:

Time is Money (Time = Money)

Postulate 3: (as every Physics student knows),

Power = Work / Time

It therefore follows that,

Knowledge = Work / Time

and since

Time = Money

Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving for Money, we get,

Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

CONCLUSION: The Less you Know, the More Money you make!!!



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