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November 19, 2009

Grass-cutter

Filed under: English — Yogesh Marwaha @ 14:49
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

“Why are you eating grass?” he asked one of them.

“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.

“Oh, come along with me then,” instructed the lawyer.

“But, sir, I have a wife and two children  too!”

“Bring them along!” replied the lawyer.

He turned to the other man and said, “You too come with us.”

“But sir, I have a wife and six children!” the second man answered.

“Bring them as well!” answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo.

They all climbed into the car, no easy task even for a limo.

Once underway, one of poor fellows said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The lawyer replied, “No problem, the grass at my home is almost a foot tall.”

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November 11, 2009

That’s Strange!

Filed under: English — Yogesh Marwaha @ 12:24
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A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.

“Here lies an honest man and a lawyer,” responded the lawyer.

“Sorry, but I can’t do that,” replied the stonecutter. “In this state, it’s against the law to bury two people in the same grave. However, I could put “Here lies an honest lawyer”.”

“But that won’t let people know who it is”, protested the lawyer.

“Certainly will,” retorted the stonecutter. “People will read it” and exclaim, “That’s Strange!”

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Advice

Filed under: English — Yogesh Marwaha @ 12:04
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A doctor goes to a marriage. He has no space to sit. A lawyer calls him and asks him to sit beside him. Now a person comes to the doctor and says, “I have stomach ache.”. The doctor gives him a medicine. Next comes a person with headache. And similarly some others.

Then the doctor says to the lawyer that all these people took medicine from me for free. The lawyer gives an idea by saying that send them invoices (or bills). He sends them and gets the money next day. The day after the doctor receives money from his clients, receives an invoice from the lawyer with an letter. The letter says, “I gave you solution to get your fees. Now for the idea, pay me my fees!!!”

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