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February 16, 2012

ਇਕ ਸਲਾਹ…

Filed under: ਪੰਜਾਬੀ — Yogesh Marwaha @ 21:24
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ਪੁੱਤ: ਬਾਪੁ, ਦਾਰੂ ਨਾ ਪਿਆ ਕਰ.

ਬਾਪੁ: ਕਾਕਾ, ਪੀ ਲੈਣ ਦੇ, ਨਾਲ ਹੋਰ ਕਿ ਲੈ ਜਾਣਾ.

ਪੁੱਤ: ਜੇ ਐਸ ਤਰ੍ਹਾਂ ਖਾਂਦਾ ਪੀਂਦਾ ਰਿਹਾ ਤਾਂ ਤੂ ਛਡ ਕੇ ਵਿ ਕੁਝ ਨਹੀਂ ਜਾਣਾ.

Source: SMS


March 15, 2011

A Sweet Demand By A Kid…

Filed under: English — Yogesh Marwaha @ 14:53

A kid was beaten up by his mom.

Dad came and asked, “What happened son?”

Kid said, “I cannot adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own..!”

Source: SMS

November 12, 2009

A little girl

Filed under: English — Yogesh Marwaha @ 15:05

A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date.

“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”

“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother warns. “It is not polite.”

“Ok,” the little girl says. “How much do you weigh?”

“Now really,” the mother says, “these are personal questions, and really none of your business.”

Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and daddy get a divorce?”

“That is enough questions, honestly!” The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

“My Mom wouldn’t tell me anything,” the little girl says to her friend.

“Well,” said the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card—it has everything on it.”

Later that night, the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are. You are 32.”

The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?”

“I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.” The mother is past surprise and shocked now.

“How in heaven’s name did you find that out?”

“And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.”

“Oh really?” the mother asks. “And why’s that?”

“Because you got an ‘F’ in sex.”


एक कटोरी चीनी

Filed under: हिंदी — Yogesh Marwaha @ 14:30

बच्चा: आंटी, मम्मी ने एक कटोरी चीनी मांगी है.

आंटी: (चीनी के साथ मुस्कुराते हुए) अच्छा, और क्या कहा?

बच्चा: कहा कि अगर वो कुत्तिया न दे तो शर्मा जी से ले लेना!!!

Source: SMS

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