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December 9, 2009

New addition to the periodic table of chemical elements

Filed under: English — Yogesh Marwaha @ 21:48

New addition to the periodic table of chemical elements

Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: WO

Atomic Weight: Don’t even dare to ask.

Physical properties: Generally boils at any thing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if mishandled.

Chemical properties: Very reactive. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, diamond and other precious

stones. Volatile when left alone.

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