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November 16, 2009

World War III

Filed under: English — Yogesh Marwaha @ 14:32
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Vajpayee?”

The barman says “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy walks over and says, “Hello, what are you guys doing?”

Bush says, “We’re planning world war 3.”

The guy says, “Really? What’s going to happen?”

And Vajpayee says, “Well, we’re going to kill 14 million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman.”

And the guy exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman?!!!”

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, “See, I told you no-one would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!”

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