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November 12, 2009

Santa & Lie Detector

Filed under: English — Yogesh Marwaha @ 14:48

An Englishman, an American and Santa are called upon to test a lie detector.

The Englishman says: “I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer”.

BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

“Ok”, he says, “10 bottles”. And the machine is silent.

The American says: “I think I can eat 15 hamburgers”.

BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

“Allright, 8 hamburgers”. And the machine’s silent.

Santa says: “I think…”,

BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.


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