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November 11, 2009

Some funny quotes about computers

Filed under: English — Yogesh Marwaha @ 21:27

“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”

-Pablo Picasso.

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”

-Rich Cook.

“Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.”

-Rita May Brown.

“All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You’d be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.”

-Isaac Asimov.

“To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.”

-Paul Ehrlich.

“Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.”

-Leonard Brandwein.

“UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.”

-Dennis Ritchie.

“The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.”

-Al Goodman.

“The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there’s no law against whacking them around a bit.”

-Eric Porterfield.


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